No animals were harmed in the making of this blog.

I recently heard about a growing and slightly disturbing trend on the SL fashion feeds. It seems everyone and their mother is using cocks and pussies in their blog post photos and store ads!

I am shocked! The poor animals have absolutely no say in this practice. Can you imagine hundreds of innocent cocks and pussies forced to be under hot lights for hours on end while someone takes photographs? Do they even get food and water? A place to rest?

Will cocks and pussies really sell your pixel clothing? No! They can't even wear clothes, for Pete's sake! We feel bad for the poor creatures. Is showing off your cock edgy?? Is showing a furry pussy artsy? No! It is just cruel.

At least in RL, representatives from the American Humane Society are on set to ...Wait...what? Oh my god. But I thought... Really? 

Ummm...never mind.

The 2010 SLoscars

At the SLoscars last night, Avatar cleaned up. Well, not that Avatar. This one. Me! 

I won for best supported slider breasts or something. I forget. I was drunk on prim champagne. I am sure I remember thanking the man upstairs (the guy I found squatting in a skybox above our house). I wouldn't forget -- I am sweet and down to Earth like that.

My friend, Gwendolyn Bieler (Gwendolyn Bieler Interior Designs) hosted an Oscar party last night at the Hallelujah Azul shopping sim and did a fabulous job with the red carpet interviews, too. When she asked what I was wearing, I went on about how my stylist/typist had found a lovely vintage Apple May gown for me. Vintage. That's Hollywood code for, "No one can get it any more. All mine! HAHAHAHA!!"  

But you might still be able to get mine. I don't know. I bought it a long time ago.

Linden Home Saga #35: Tough Decisions

Sweetheart, I put a chair and a lamp in our new Linden Home.

Great!

We'll have to share the chair, though.

Even better! LOL!

And, we have no room for Blocky. 

Well, maybe we can get him a lower prim crib.

Honey...

Do you mean we can only rez one toy at a time or something? Because, we can...

I wasn't talking about Blocky's baby room. We don't have the prims for Blocky. Even without his hair he is 16 prims.

Are you calling him fat?

Never - he is a normal, healthy, plywood boy. But, our son is the equivalent of another chair and and a picture for the wall.

Oh.

I am so sorry, Honey.

Maybe we can send him to boarding school? Get it? Get it? 

LOL! Look - Blocky is laughing!

***Thank you to Jerremy, who helped with this and modeled with a very fussy Blocky.

Katey's Box

I've never won a naming contest before. Not ever. Not even in the third grade when there was an event to name a Herbie-the-Love-Bug-like safety mascot/car in our city. I brainstormed and sent in about a billion names. A classmate of mine won it. I was one P.O.d eight year old. But it's OK. I got over it. I barely remember it. Really.

Yesterday, Katey Coppola of Glitterati asked SL Plurkers to help her name her newest photo prop. I Plurked name after name until I couldn't name anymore. Katey didn't choose any of my names, but generously sent me one of her new Into The Black posing thing-a-ma-bobs for giving so many suggestions. 

I will admit that I am not wearing the best outfit to be posing with my legs up in the air. But at least you can only see Katey's box in the picture. 

Spray it, don't say it!

I found the coolest thing today! AM Radio has an interactive exhibit at IDIA Laboratories. Go there and click on the spray paint can near the trains and you can tag the cars! It is really fast and easy. Once you design your tag, it is uploaded to a Flickr group and then uploaded to the train cars. As each new piece of art is uploaded by someone, the art moves to the next car over. 
  

Hurry up and take the picture!!

I felt kind of bad yesterday for teasing about banjos but no putting out with a picture of them. So here.This is me playing very quickly before anyone TPs there, sees me...and challenges me to a duel.

In other news, SLifer Crys Lexenstar put together a Second Life Superlatives survey. I heard about it on Plurk today. (Add me!) It is long, but it covers so many areas. You can vote for favorite night clubs, designers, RP sims, bloggers *cough* *cough* and much more!

In more other news, apparently a good number of the fashion bloggers received a gift of prim breasts today. I tried to persuade some of them to wear them in their posts all on one day - a huge blogosphere-wide breast fest, so to speak. Who knows if I was successful? However, if there is a sudden surge in the number of extra-super duper well-endowed fashion bloggers in the next few days, well, you're welcome!

Pickin' (up free textures)

I went and picked up the four free packs of Linden Home textures today. I discovered another freebie while I was there -- you can pick up a free banjo at the hub in Tahoe Springs! No, I am not sure why you need one. But they were sitting out everywhere with "Touch for a free banjo!" hover text. It appears that the Lindens are quite frantic to get everyone playing. Is there some industry statistic that I wasn't aware of? I don't think there is any reason for LL to worry -- I am pretty sure that SL has the highest number of banjos per user of any MMORPG out there. Especially since There.com decided to shut down.