Nice shoe...

Just another Tuesday night in Second Life....

In SL have all the sexual bells and whistles a girl could ever want, let me tell you. I have prim sex toys, body parts, cuffs, collars, special effects, BDSM animations, pose balls, sex furniture, an arousal HUD, etc. I am equipped for SLove.

These things were purchased by a wonderful, generous, excited SLover. And who am I to stop an excited SLover? [grins mischievously] I LOVE excited SLovers. All of these bells and whistles are reserved for him, of course.

I really, really, really like my new toys, but a few things have given me pause. I have an Xcite! Clit! (Yes…Clit!) so big that I fear it will get me evicted from my condo for pushing me over my prim limit. Happily, it is impossible NOT to find. (I truly need one of those in RL.) I also have sounds for my SL vagina. [pause]……..In RL, I am awfully happy that my kitty is nice and quiet. I can take her to libraries and to the symphony. But, sounds? Doctor. Stat.

My next big task is to complete installation. For some reason, installation of these parts has got to be one of the most complex tasks in all of SL. During Installation, you’ll discover that everything revolves around the clitoris. Just as it should in Real Life. The clitoris anchors the kitty and all of the special effects are placed inside of it as well. Note that you are doing all of this while your lady parts are sitting on the floor next to you. Collecting lint.

If you should decide to add some spice to your SLove life and pick some of these accessories, here is a warning: installation is not a task that should be done when you are in the heat of the moment. So plan ahead. Or you will find yourself, 30 minutes later, with the imprint of a sex ball in the small of your back, bald and with a vagina attached to your left foot.

Not that this has ever happened to me, of course.

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