Dude, where is my teleporter?

While researching some of my blog posts and shopping, I have come across several interesting items that I thought I would share with you.

Remember back in the 70’s when children’s head injuries came easily and often? Well, the Hippety Hop (in combination with the cement patio in your back yard) was one reason why. And now your Avatar can enjoy this experience, too. You can get your choice of polka dot, happy face or other Hopas with bounce animations at Obscure Finds.

I may never be satisfied with walking on the Grid again.

Did all that bouncing make you horny? Well, get some self-satisfaction and pick up some chick lit that leaves nothing to the imagination at the Little Book Shop of Erotica.

Whetting my appetite - I check out the cover of a Freebie erotic story.

Ok, now you say that you are tired of masturbating? Well. You are going to need a boyfriend, then. So, get pretty with a beauty/spa night. Stop by Total Betty Boutique for a bath robe, cucumbers for your eyes and pore strips.

Got pretty and rushed out to a night club where your Avatar proceeded to get fall down drunk? Ouch. They say that you aren’t having fun until someone gets hurt. You’ll need the Clumsy Girl Bruises or a Tattered Dress to accessorize your Av. Get them at *GutterPup* "Fashion & Fun For the Less Fortunate".

And when you woke up the next day, did your friends hand you a Polaroid of yourself wearing someone’s boxers on your head? You probably got those at Sh*T Happens. I just hope they were clean.

Now, I am off to practice reading and hopping at the same time...at least until my boyfriend gets back in-world. Meantime, please try to behave yourself.

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