A while ago I submitted a report to the Fashion Police but, as I have noted in this blog before, patience is not my strong suit. (And perhaps it was simply too shocking of a crime.) So, before any other hapless young avatars fall victim to the heinous transgression being committed here, it is my duty to sound a warning.
The misdeed can be seen clearly in the photo below. (And I do not mean what I am wearing!)
Please direct your attention to the poor sap on the left with the black bar over his eyes. (And yes, I realize that the location of the photo calls my judgment into question. Sigh.)
We've all seen excited newbies running around the grid with FREE appendages before. But, I had never seen anything like this. As he wandered over and propositioned me, I realized that there was a strange, black blob over his kibbles and bits.
Ladies and gentlemen, that blob is not the result of Photoshop. He was wearing that blob like a new suit. I inquired about it. It was a 'enhancer' he explained proudly. An enhancer. Some unscrupulous fellow had sold it to him! /me gasps!
That's right! This man is not the perpetrator of the crime here. He is the dupe!
And I am bound and determined to keep you from falling victim to the same!
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