The misdeed can be seen clearly in the photo below. (And I do not mean what I am wearing!)
Please direct your attention to the poor sap on the left with the black bar over his eyes. (And yes, I realize that the location of the photo calls my judgment into question. Sigh.)
We've all seen excited newbies running around the grid with FREE appendages before. But, I had never seen anything like this. As he wandered over and propositioned me, I realized that there was a strange, black blob over his kibbles and bits.
Ladies and gentlemen, that blob is not the result of Photoshop. He was wearing that blob like a new suit. I inquired about it. It was a 'enhancer' he explained proudly. An enhancer. Some unscrupulous fellow had sold it to him! /me gasps!
That's right! This man is not the perpetrator of the crime here. He is the dupe!
And I am bound and determined to keep you from falling victim to the same!
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Oh my. LOL! That is just not right. How in the world was that supposed to ENHANCE that area?!
ReplyDeleteLOL brilliant - I've seen a couple of *ahem* "enhanced" bulges around and was wondering which slider they'd managed to discover - mystery solved!
ReplyDeleteOMG. Proof that men will try anything to enhance their bits!
ReplyDeleteI can see this trend taking off in the real world shortly. We'll be spammed with email messages of "buy your manhood enlarging black patch now".
Ooh, maybe it already has! http://www.bigpenisforever.com/
LOL maybe the noob was meant to put the patch on his arm and thought it would work faster if applied directly to the "target area".
oh my, poor guy!
ReplyDeleteI'm puzzled as to how that's supposed to erm...enhance anything?
soooo sad.
No Tymmerie, I won't comment on this, forget it..it is ridiculous, those poor newbies.;)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah....hahahahahah.....hahahahhaha....hahahahahah~!~! OMG...*whew! Thanks for the laugh, Tymmerie and for going to such lengths to..erm..."enhance" our awareness! ;-)
ReplyDeleteBut did you click it!? /me giggles...
ReplyDeleteOh and I'd bet those so called Fashion Police people are sittin on their asses eatin donuts in stead of blogging ;)
Great post!!
Wow, that is quite shocking! I just hope that he and others so afflicted are not contagious. I am quite partial to my own "kibbles and bits" and would hate to have something like that latch onto them. There are so many better things that I can think of putting in that area :-P
ReplyDeleteShouldn't he wear that with a pair of black pants? Does he honestly think it's cool to walk around with a black cup over his bits?
ReplyDeleteLOL
Alicia & Sidonie - I have no idea either. Hence the puzzled look on my face in the photo. LOL.
ReplyDeleteWillow - Oh yes, before you get too excited meeting a new Valentine - make sure that attractive quality isn't just an 'enhancer'.
Kat - ROFL at the idea of a medical patch that would do *that*. I have a feeling that some men would walk around wrapped in them like mummies if they were available. And OMG...I hope you cleared your search history after finding that site. LOL!
Looker - thanks for restraining yourself...LOL! Ummm...you weren't tricked into this kind of purchase yourself at one time were you?
Joonie - thanks so much! I am glad it got a laugh. Sometimes I do just sit at my desk giggling at things and I truly wonder if anyone else will find them as funny or if it just the beginning of some sort of mental illness.
Chief TheDiva - Thank you! I did not click the 'enhancer'. I was bowled over in laughter and it was all I could do just to take the picture. Please know that I *LOVE* the Fashion Police site! I was actually quite nervous about stepping on your toes with this. But I figured that perhaps you and the Fashion Police team weren't keen on putting a big 'fetish club' sign on the blog. (Or you didn't find it as funny as I did - see above.) I had to share this though because I just love the way my av posed with only the standard animation - hands on hips as she assesses the situation. My avatar is so jaded these days. Nothing shocks her. (And he is looking right at the camera, lol.)
Jerremy - me too, Babe! :-P
Icyqueen - He did!! In fact, he was *so* confident that he was trying to get me to perform lewd acts with him! (I did not, of course.)
I think a top hat would work better. Or a prim coffee can. Or the "*ick in a box" look.
ReplyDeletePoor newblet.
I could always make a bow for that area for the guys. LOL
ReplyDeleteCasius - exactly...lol...Hey I have a transferable top hat! /me runs off to make a few bucks off of nekkid newbie
ReplyDeleteAlicia - you are going to have the weirdest SL store someday.