Winners, SLosers and Intruders

Blogger, Timothy Lilliehook makes himself comfortable in the headquarters office of Girl Wonder Industries.

Let's start this post with winners! Our Best SL-sim poll is closed and here are the top three SL-isms as chosen by you!!! Starting with the 3rd most popular, as submitted by fashionista Gillian Waldman: SLove! Yes! Who doesn't SLove SLove? The next highest votes getter is the unique SLip service, submitted by journalist, big word thrower arounder, my SLNN boss and future wrestling opponent, Willow Caldera! SLip service - a term which I use at every opportunity and you should also! And the top vote getter, submitted by Cenedra: SLoser! Cenedra has proven by winning that she is definitely not a SLoser! (Psssssssstt!!! Cenedra - I need your last name in order to give you the prize!)

And now moving on to the word of the day yesterday: SLintruder. Neko blogger Timothy Lilliehook sent me a picture labeled 'Intruder' that he took of himself sitting comfortably on my office couch about to hack into one of my PCs. Kidding. He was just sitting around eating stale Valentine's candy and sipping a latte. I got a good laugh over it and it made me think three things; 1. I am very naive, 2. I share too much information about myself, and 3. I should throw that candy out or someone is going to get sick. It is a good thing Timothy is a nice intruder with a sense of humor (and a strong stomach).

You see, I have my business office in my picks. Timothy was able to play Cat Burglar and visit it with ease. I would slove to have my Girl Wonderful Land estate home on my pics - if only to show off pictures of it. But what if door to door religious missionaries got hold of the address?!?! EEEK!!! Does anyone know how to put a pick somewhere that does not have a SLocation associated with it? You see, what if I decide to wax poetic about my SLignificant other Jerremy's delectable caboose on my picks? I have to associate it with a location? Where? A chair store? Men's underwear shop? What? Doesn't make sense to me. Thanks, Lindens. Can I remove the slurl from the pick? Nope - you cannot edit that field. SLammit.

In other news - I will soon be campaigning for your votes for the "Double Entendre" shop swim wear contest. I know - but I asked and they said it was OK to ask for votes on my blog. It isn't Miss Universe or anything, but whatever. (Miss Universe didn't think I was lady-like enough. [sniff]) Here is the thing though - I tried to take a photo wearing one of their suits in order to enter their contest and guess what? It would not cover my kitty!!! My kitty was out and about, running around the neighborhood with just a thin line drawn over it! Seriously - clothes need crotches. Without the need for covered crotches, why would anyone wear clothes at all? Even crotchless panties have some sort of crotch...which is ironic, but proves my point just the same. So, why do I want to win their contest, you ask? Because when I win they will *try* to take pictures of me that do not feature my kitty and perhaps they will realize that a thin line doesn't cut it and start designing suit bottoms with crotches. And frankly, I just want to be a winner!