Monday, March 3, 2008

I Don't Meme to Annoy You

Poll results are in! Fully 79% of the 55 voters are ok with me interviewing men here! In fact, 10 of you have volunteered to be interviewees and 4 have interview subjects to recommend!! (You must IM me so we can set these up!) 21% demand shirtless interviews. (I guess that means that I should include pictures, huh? :-P) For the 9 of you who are concerned with my making Jerremy upset, I promise to make him one of my first interviews and to keep things platonic with the others. And for everyone who voted for me not to interview anyone at all (21%), I promise to keep them fun and not rely on them too much.

Now onward to the meme. I got tagged by Willow Caldera for a new meme on reading material. Here is the thing though: I got tagged in my home office. I have no pleasure reading in here. All the books with dog-eared corners marking naughty passages are on the other side of the wall. What do I have in here? Computer manuals, grad school text books, trade magazines and reference books.

So, let's just tell you what, Willow, I put down my copy of How to Beat Anyone in Chocolate Wrrestling and grabbed the next closet book, Ready for Anything by self-styled 'personal productivity guru' [/me rolls her eyes.] David Allen. This was a book purchased in a desperate attempt to make myself an efficient and organized person. In other words, this book was my attempt to go against every natural instinct and habit I have.

Here are the meme rules:
1. Pick up the nearest book (of at least 123 pages).
2. Open the book to page 123.

3. Find the fifth sentence.

4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people.

Here is my meme response:
"No matter how good you are at creating macros in your spreadsheet or how sophisticated your PDA add-on, you won't be able to push a button, run a formula, and have the result be 'Call Fred.' Even if it did, you would have to consider a lot more things not on the spreadsheet or in your PDA in order to trust that judgment about your desired action. Countless questions have been emailed to me asking for the best ways and tools to organize project thinking."

HEY!
Wake up!

I know! That is why I never finished reading it!

Anyhoo,
I tag...Alicia Chenaux, Katoria Stevenson, Chestnut Rau, Casius Masala and Garrett Larkham. I am excited to learn something new about you all!

I certainly don't meme to annoy you. :-P

14 comments:

  1. I accept the challenge!
    Even if you got my name wrong.
    When is my interview?
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  2. OMG! Casius, I am so sorry - my typing is terrible today because I am so tired.

    Hmmm! Yes, we do have to schedule your interview, although we should clear everything with your future bride first!
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  3. tym mememememe done. warning: my entry makes little sense and will leave you with more questions than answers. ;)
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  4. LOL!!!! After much discussion (and a hefty payoff) lol, I think it will be fine to interview Casius, as long as I'm there to keep things under control!!! RAWR!! lol
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  5. Hehe, you little tagger. :) The book part was easy - it was figuring out who wouldn't mind being tagged that was the hard part!
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  6. Hurray, I started an SL meme!!

    \o/

    Does one get a badge? Alicia, did you get badges?
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  7. Gee, thanks Tym! Because we've been in SL practically non-stop since last summer I had a helluva time finding...what's it called? Oh, a BOOK!!!
    BTW, hope you don't mind if I post after today, as my current blog post pays tribute to the late Jeff Healey.
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  8. Chestnut! That was great!! LOL TY!

    Margo - absolutely you are welcome!

    ALicia - Thanks!! I knew you liked memes as much as me..but still...whew!

    Willow - you get a a tiny badge to wear on your blogger heart! awwww!

    Garrett - I know what you mean and yes some thing come before a meme!
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  9. hehe, you got my name wrong too!

    I'm trying to think of some nice goateed men to recommend.

    Responding to the meme challenge here. I'm in my office at work, but fear not, I have some tasty chick lit in my middle desk drawer :D

    "She opened her eyes abruptly, feeling caught out. This couldn't be, she couldn't feel desire for Tony Glover. Because Tony was bad, bad through and through". And no, I'm not telling you what happens on page 135!

    I tag the next 5 people to read this who haven't already been tagged. Is that cheating? :D
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  10. OMG - I am so sorry Katoria (and Casius!!) I will not try to rush posts while at work anymore. I make too many typos. And, no, that is not cheating. I am guessing somebody gets a little something-something on page 135...lol.
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  11. Thank you for not tagging me.;)) You would not understand a word of it....;) I could take the Webster though, lol.
    And because you did not tag me, you may interview me, how about that!?
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  12. Honey, I will be honored to be the first interview :-) I know you are a professional journalist and blogger, so I have no worries about the other interviews you conduct. I may even be inspired to finally get my own blog going. I think I shall start with interviews of women topless ;-) But to be fair... I will also make sure they all have goatees LOL. As I have told you personally, this is your blog and I never want to edit or manage the content. Like all your readers, I look forward to each and every blog, to enjoy your whit and insightful commentary :-) And the sexy photos are a plus too ;-) [ok, so now the women reader will get a little more eye candy too..]

    As for the meme. Here at work I found a book I first read almost 20 years ago, and have been meaning to re-read. The Neon Bible by John Kennedy Toole (he also wrote A Confederacy of Dunces http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kennedy_Toole )

    "We had been on the hill for so long I didn't want to see it full of those little houses. I wondered what was going to happen to them down there at the foot of the hill when a good rain came. That's where the clay was really soft, where the water stayed after it had come all the way down from about where we lived."

    I am certain that some women show up by page 135 and start to wrestle in this mud...
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  13. Looker - you are on! I definitely want to interview you! YAY!

    Jerremy - OMG I love you! You even did my meme!!
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