Blogger "What's in Your Bag" challenge

I decided to cave in and do the challenge that was started by the Shopping Cart Disco bloggers.

I do not have my digital camera (read: my digital camera from work) with me so you will just have to use your imagination.

When I spill out the contents of my fanny pack this is what you will find:

• 1 lonely tampon - Notice how all of the other bloggers removed theirs from the pictures (same with any condoms)?
  
• 2 packs of gum - I am very minty fresh at all times.
  
• The cell phone that I never turn on - I get lots of peace and quiet this way. Of course, if someone is going to mug me or something , it will take me several minutes to find it and then turn it on in order to call for help. By that time, someone will have stolen both the cell phone and my fanny pack.
  
• 482 receipts - I have them just in case I need to return something...like one of last weeks Starbuck's mochas.
  
• 76 pennies - I think they mate and have babies in there.
  
• 4 lottery tickets that I have yet to check - Yes, that is right, I *could* be a multi-millionaire. But then again, I might not be. Therefore, hope keeps me from checking them.
  
• A lipstick - It is a discontinued color, so I am afraid to actually use it and waste it on people at work and stuff.
  
• Hand sanitizer - Can you imagine how many filthy, disease ridden people have touched that special pen that lets you type in your debit card's PIN number? Don't even get me started on door knobs.
  
• Hand lotion - Because if you use hand sanitizer constantly your hands could become quite chapped.
  
• My wallet - For some reason, about half the time I use it, I forget to put my debit card back in there. So, I think that I have lost it - I am continually reporting it stolen/missing to my bank. Then, an hour later, I sheepishly call back to let them know I found it again. The bank people hate me.
  
• 4 pens - Only one of them works though, so it is like a shell game whenever I need to write something. Excitement is my middle name.
  

And, that is all I can fit in there. :-P

Now, I wonder if the male bloggers will take up the challenge and empty their....wallets/pockets/man bags. ArminasX? Prad? Dyami? Merrick? Looker? Creag? Hawksrock? Catero? ... Wrath? I'll be waiting.