Yes, folks. Just in time for Valentine’s Day. It is a sex ironing board. (I will swear on a bible that I was merely out looking for textures. These things find me.)
Now personally, I would never attempt to have relations on an ironing board in RL. This is mostly because 1) I hate ironing and 2) I am sure that most ironing boards are not designed to withstand the weight of two adults…much less two adults wiggling around furiously.
If boinking on an ironing board was a real possibility, someone would have already coined slang for it like “Crease you!” for when they were angry or “I’m so wrinkly!” for when they were “in the mood.”
This item would probably be a good candidate for NPIRL (Not Possible In Real Life) and/or should be featured on the SL log in page – just like that picture of a girl with a strong face light who is holding a salmon in her bare hand.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go leave a load of system clothes sitting in the dryer while I think of a way to convince Jerremy that we need a nice big laundry room in our house.
I’m so wrinkly!
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