Lips...The Final Frontier

Tymmerie: So, Honey, Are you really ok with me doing a Relay For Life fund raising kissing booth at the RFL Star Trek Party on Sunday? I mean, last time I did this, we were only engaged.

Jerremy: Yes, Sweetheart it's fine. It’s to raise money for...charity! I mean, heh, it’s just going to be innocent pecks on the cheek, right?

T: Well, yea…some of them. But, you know the regular kisses make more money for RFL.

J: Define “regular...kiss.”

T: Well, the kind where lips actually touch.

J: I see. Go for volume then, Honey! Lots of cheek...pecks!

T: But, I get bigger donations for bigger kisses.

J: OK…ummm…..just kiss other...women!

T: You realize that lots of those are men in RL?

J: Darn! Well, then I am going to spread the rumor that you have Space...Cooties.

T: Nice try, but if I have Space Cooties, so do you.

J: Darn!

T: I promise the kisses will just be for fun and to raise money for charity. I am not going to run off with anyone.

J: Can I phaser...them?

T: No, Honey.

J: Vulcan nerve...pinch?

T: Maybe.

J: I just don’t want anyone trying to seek out your tongue and new places to grope. Or boldly go where only this man [points to himself] should be... going.

T: Got it, Sweetheart. And don’t worry, you will get a great big fat pack of kisses when I get home.

J: Make it so...Babe.

Please join us at the RFL Star Trek Party on

Sunday May 24th starting at 11:30 AM SLT
at TreeSong (94, 236, 24)!

There'll be Star Trek movies, teleporter rides, RFL merchandise, music, dancing, a replica of the Enterprise bridge and lots of kissing! Smootch with:

• Hamlet Au
• Arminasx Saiman
  
• SecondLie Scribe
• Gomem DeSoto
• Pooky Amsterdam
• Beth Odets
• Mitch Wagner
• Stuart Warf
• and an honest to goodness KLINGON!!

All to raise money for Relay For Life! Costumes are encouraged but not required. :-)
See you there!!!

Captain? My eyes are up here.

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