Between My Pixel Ears

If you need to pick up a new brain, they have a nice set of sculpted ones at Bare Rose. (I am not sure why anyone would need them in a variety of beautiful pastel colors, though. Maybe they are different flavors? Maybe this is a zombie snack pack?)

So, what is left in my brain after a full week of sharing? Just some crumbs. Lint. Gum wrapper. Let's take a look:

• That is it. I am starting a new business: Tymmerie's Poultry Prophylactics. I'm gonna get in on the gravy train the Sion Chicken guy set up. If he can sell toys for chickens, I can sell rooster condoms.

• If the chicken birth control thing doesn't work out, I want to start a professional wedding guest business in Second Life. You could hire my staff to attend your wedding if you wanted to make sure the place was full or you could hire us to attend a wedding that you were invited to but cannot attend because of time zones or your aversion to SLove (you sad, sad cynic, you).

• And, if the wedding guest thing doesn't work out I can help owners of bashful chickens and less than randy roosters with my other business idea - Tymmerie's Poultry Pr0n. I'll have to get a place on Zindra for this I think.

• SPACE JUNK! The SL sky is a pig sty! While I was searching the sky above our sim for some things that have gone missing (like the left side of my house), I was astonished to find prim cubes, uprooted trees, a couple of nuclear missiles, half finished building platforms, etc. floating around above other people's sims. It amazes me that more people don't check for space junk. So many wasted prims!

• I find it so amazing that if I had never responded to a girl in a texture shop who was trying to find out where she could buy a wall, I might never have started along the course of events that led me to meet Jerremy. That's the Butterfly Effect story for my SLife.

• I pride myself on a lean and mean inventory. Sometimes LL helps me with this by losing my stuff. My inventory is a bit too large for my comfort at the moment. I may gather all of my transferable stuff and just start passing it to random strangers. Like some reverse pick pocket.

• Just what sort of bribe can I offer shoe makers who insist on putting feet inside of them to sell them with a no foot option, too?

• I have never had a bigger challenge than finding capri pants in SL. Just plain ol’ capri pants in some summer colors. Why can I find a chia pet, but not pants?

• Quite possibly the frustration inducing thing about SL photography is trying to get my eyes to not to cross or not look up so far that it seems like I am under the influence.

• Prim nipples? Yes or no? Discuss.

That's it.

This is my last in my series of posts for the Big Bad Blogger Challenge '09 (BBBC). Blogging every day for a full week wasn't easy, but I am proud to say that I did it. God bless those who have the time and energy to post every day on a regular basis - I bow down to you. Those who post daily, or at least regularly, have my undying affection, since it gives me lots to read and pretty pictures to look at - THANK YOU!! Many thanks to Alicia Chenaux for organizing the BBBC '09!

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