Happy St. Torley Day!

 

Prayer to St. Torley

Oh, St. Torley, though our computer systems are weak, 

our addictions are strong.

Watch over us and protect us from power surges. 

Drive the forces of lag away. 

St. Torley, we came to you naked at an infohub

and you showed us the way (to Help Island). 

Save us from tier increases

and help us remember that we, too, were once noobs.

When the Grim Griefer comes, we ask you to put in a good word for us in Heaven,

because we do not want to be pwned for all of eternity.

 

Amen.

(Yes, I am surely going to h-e-double hockey sticks for that.)