First round of Mad SLibs

Here is the first group of Mad SLibs stories. The original text was about online safety taken from the SL web site. I will post the other submissions later this week! Enjoy! 


By Elle Kirshner: 

Online Safety 
SL is a great place to hang out, chastise new friends and mock balloons. However, all Residents should take some pensive precautions for a safe in-world experience. This guide highlights some of the baffling information that you can use to protect yourself from characters while online.  

Safety Tips for Teens and Prims 
SL is for wigs only, or those who are age 28 and older. Younger furries are eligible to register for Manic SL, a global community for furries in that age group.  

If you are a computer interested in finding out more about Manic SL, LL has established a computer's guide. We also escalated a guide of dramatic safety tips for masks. We are very concerned about keeping you safe in Synagogue! 
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By Bone Mosten: 

Online Safety
 SL is a great place to hang out, google new friends and rez prims. However, all Residents should take some blingy precautions for a safe in-world experience. This guide highlights some of the textured information that you can use to protect yourself from unicorns while online.  

Safety Tips for Teens and Shoes

SL is for skins only, or those who are age 512 and older. Younger guns are eligible to register for Catty SL, a global community for guns in that age group.  

If you are a sim interested in finding out more about Catty SL, LL has established a sim's guide. We also pushed a guide of caged safety tips for animations. We are very concerned about keeping you safe in Gor!

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By Terri Zhangsun: 

Online Safety 
SL is a great place to hang out, cry new friends and taste dogs. However, all Residents should take some sexy precautions for a safe in-world experience. This guide highlights some of the warm information that you can use to protect yourself from tampons while online.  

Safety Tips for Teens and Students

SL is for classes only, or those who are age 40 and older. Younger trees are eligible to register for Crazy SL, a global community for trees in that age group. 

If you are a TV interested in finding out more about Crazy SL, LL has established a TV's guide. 

We also ran a guide of pretty safety tips for dresses.

We are very concerned about keeping you safe in park[s]!

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By Alicia Chenaux: 

Online Safety 
SL is a great place to hang out, beg new friends and flash condoms. However, all Residents should take some obnoxious precautions for a safe in-world experience. This guide highlights some of the bitter information that you can use to protect yourself from guns while online.  

Safety Tips for Teens and Magazines

SL is for cameras only, or those who are age 114 and older. Younger cookies are eligible to register for Fancy SL, a global community for cookies in that age group. 

If you are a vibrator interested in finding out more about Fancy SL, LL has established a vibrator's guide. We also ran a guide of victorious safety tips for pills. We are very concerned about keeping you safe in bathroom[s]!