ZOMG - I hate to disappoint you right out of the chute, but this post is not particularly snarky. I just thought the title was a cute play on words since the entire civilized world seemed to be caught up in the Discovery Channel's Shark Week recently. I mean I’ll *try* but there are no guarantees. (I used to be a frequent snarker on the site Television Without Pity before I discovered SL.)
My typist actually caught a bit of the actual Shark Week programming while on a business trip and too tired to fire up her shiny new laptop (purchased specifically for accessing SL on the road). Watching TV was terribly weird since we do not watch television beyond morning news anymore. I stopped watching television when I began my SLife and I can never get my TV’s in-world to work properly. Is this better? I think so. I am much more creative with my SLactivities than passively watching America’s Next Top Bachelor’s Intervention or whatever the heck I used to watch.
Yea, yea, obviously SL is still an addiction for me. But there are worse ones I am sure. For example, unlike a nice meth addiction, Second Life will not make you itch and your teeth fall out. I have only blacked out once or twice from a SL session.
Due to my addiction, I am seething with jealousy of the people who got to go to SLCC this year. They are all in one place all rubbing up against each other. I am really going to shoot for going next year. Note to organizers - please hold the conference in my typist’s home city of Denver, CO. The extreme lack of oxygen at this altitude will help everyone save tons of cash on alcohol. That is cash they can spend on "I TP'd to the Mile High City and all I got was this lousy T-SLirt" souvenirs.
Just the other day, I was thinking about the future of virtual worlds as my typist's Tween-aged Niece begged her to buy a Webkinz® stuffed animal. Apparently, Webkinz® has a starter-Second Life thing going on. Kids can log in and have virtual pets, and they can buy homes, furniture, food, toys and clothing for them. (You earn money by playing games on the site.) The pets need food and attention and they can get sick -- like Sion chickens. But they will NOT mate -- unlike Sion chickens. This struck me as possibly being way more fun than Teen SL...and you can start as soon as you turn 6.
You know, it might be good that this is a picture-less post since I am going to talk about my husband's propensity to be naked for days on end. This is a combination of our ...ummmm....love for skinny dipping and our schedules. As Jerremy likes to say, the Girl Scouts don't come around anymore, but Avon likes to stop by. What does amaze me is that he has not, to my knowledge, ever been forced to log into a place other than our house. He has never been subject to the humiliation of logging in at a welcome center or infohub. This is a cruel LL joke. Only women have to rez naked in public apparently.
Also, do you use Plurk? I do. If you do, add me as a friend -- I never decline other SLers. Someday I will even change my page from the default orange and powder blue background. I think it is a fabu way of keeping up with the drama in SLife. Yes! I admit it - I SLove to observe drama! Without controversy, rumor, conflict and crazies, I would have to go back to watching television.
And ZOMG guess what? I will be TWO next week - August 20 is my Rez Day. I will have to think of something profound and witty to tell you about reaching this milestone when the day gets closer. But since this is just a keeping-up-with-Tymmerie post, I will wrap this up.
Ciao for now!