Shiver me timbers!

I am not absolutely certain I should share this...but gawd it is so cute that I can't stand it. (So, please forgive me, Jerremy.)

Yesterday, someone asked in a group chat where to buy nice men's socks. I promised to ask Jerremy where he buys his and let them know what he said. So, when he came in world I asked him. He laughed a bit and then told me that he usually wears a pair of dark socks that came with a pirate costume he bought once. Pirate socks. Even with tuxedos. Gawd, I love that man.

After I stopped laughing, too, he looked through his inventory and read off all of the socks he actually owned that were proper socks. So, shopping for some is not an emergency. He said the pirate ones were always easy to locate in his inventory. Well? Works for me. Especially since I never noticed and he always looks well dressed. Pirates might be more in fashion than I had previously assumed. 

And speaking of fashion, have you ever bought an outfit you thought was adorable but then put it on and it just wasn't you? That is how I feel about the sweater dress that I have on in the picture below:

I loved it in the vendor picture and if I had a different personality I might even love it on me. But it is too....I am not sure. Too something. Maybe I am just not a turtleneck person? It is from Tyranny, by the way, in case you think you might like it. (Look how well it goes with some of my furniture, though! I am behind my couch. I don't know why. I just am.) 

Anyhoo. If you buy the dress be sure to put on some panties because the glitch pants are open and the skirt is mighty short.  Even a pirate would tell you not to show your booty to the whole crew! At least a very fashionable one would.