Tuesday, February 2, 2010

What if my monkey sees his shadow today?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have always been proud of the high monkey-to-post ratio that this blog enjoys. My supremacy in this category has never been in danger until now. Talented and popular blogger, Emerald Wynn, has thrown down the gauntlet (possibly, without even realizing it) with her post "You Never Know When You'll Need a Good Monkey." Therefore, I have no choice but to trot out one of my mine for this post.

All of my monkeys, including this one, have appeared in posts before and are integral members of the writing staff here. Monkeys have been, in fact, a key selling point of this blog as reflected in the following ad that I created a long while ago for a humor magazine that never went to publication:

In conclusion, I have always prided myself on the large variety of primates on my blog and will rush to defend my status.To Ms. Wynn, I have only one thing to say:

Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
You lean to the left!
You lean to the right!
You peel your banana
and UNNGGHHH! Take a bite! 

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