Of course, now, I am really going nuts for chocolate. Sadly, I do not have any candy in my whole house. Earlier, someone on Plurk (Add me!) mentioned eating a Tums when you crave candy. But they don't taste like chocolate and would lead to cravings for their candy doppelganger - Sweet Tarts.
Wish me luck as I try to turn baking chocolate, one slice of leftover pizza, an apple and a pitcher of iced tea into a yummy chocolate dessert.