Today, I am scouting a location for a romantic picnic. I want to do something special with Jerremy this holiday weekend. I think I am ready to disclose my super secret RL family recipe for potato salad to Jerremy. With two - count 'em - TWO secret ingredients along with crunchy pickles, sweet onions and love, it is the best potato salad ever. The recipe is practically my dowry. He will attack me with love once he tastes it.
I would give it to you too, but you haven't even taken me out to dinner. (But, I am nice so there is a clue to one of the secret ingredients hidden in this post.)