Me: Ummmm...there's been... I'm at the Christmas Gone Wrong sim and...omg...there is a snowman here... flaking to death! There was a snow blower and...OMG! There is so much ice everywhere!! Please send help!
Operator: How bad is the melting?
Me: Well, it's pretty cold so...
Operator: OK. Help is coming, but meantime you are going to have to get in there and pack snow around the wounds.
Me: I'm not sure I would call these wounds...more of a pile. A drift maybe? OMG! I can't find his twigs! Or carrot nose!
Operator:Sigh. Ma'am? Have you ever made a snowball?
Me: Yes. Wait! Are you suggesting that...
Operator: That you rebuild him? Yes.
Me: But I'm not wearing gloves!
Operator: Let me guess - you are in a sundress and heels in a winter sim.
Operator: You SLifers will never learn! Lingerie in a forest, stilettos on sandy beaches, pants so low they look like leg warmers! Learn to dress appropriately and then call back! *click*