Friday, December 3, 2010

Crime SLene


Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Me: Ummmm...there's been... I'm at the Christmas Gone Wrong sim and...omg...there is a snowman here... flaking to death! There was a snow blower and...OMG! There is so much ice everywhere!! Please send help!

Operator: How bad is the melting?

Me: Well, it's pretty cold so...

Operator: OK. Help is coming, but meantime you are going to have to get in there and pack snow around the wounds. 

Me: I'm not sure I would call these wounds...more of a pile. A drift maybe? OMG! I can't find his twigs! Or carrot nose!

Operator: Sigh. Ma'am? Have you ever made a snowball?

Me: Yes. Wait! Are you suggesting that...

Operator: That you rebuild him? Yes. 

Me: But I'm not wearing gloves!

Operator: Let me guess - you are in a sundress and heels in a winter sim.

Me: ...and...ummm..antlers...

Operator: You SLifers will never learn! Lingerie in a forest, stilettos on sandy beaches, pants so low they look like leg warmers! Learn to dress appropriately and then call back! *click*

3 comments:

  1. Haha, I love that. Great story and hilarious pic!

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  2. he he he so cut I love it!!

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  3. hahaha so funny :)

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