Friday, May 31, 2013

Accidental SL

Yes. I know this a ridiculously gigantic guitar. I couldn't find one that was modify.

Earlier this week, people on Plurk (Add me!) were trading stories about trying to earn Lindens as newbies. After hearing my friend Malicia* tell her story, I wrote a song for her. It goes a little something like this: 

You got a job dropping prims,
emoting, and flirting on adult rated sims!
You wrote that you were a dancer on your profile.  
Your neighbor read it. It made him smile.

She was a stripper! 
She was an SL stripper!

On your day off, your neighbor sent an IM. 
He said "You are a dancer?" and asked you to visit him. 
He made you get on a pink pose ball and he got on the blue one!  
You had so much fun! 

She thought it was love! 
She thought it was true love!

But, when it was over and he gave you $500 bucks. 
"Wait!" you thought," I think he paid me for virtual %$#%!"
"But I'm a only a dancer! I don't get paid to cavort!
"Oh no! He thinks I'm an escort!" 

She was an Accidental Escort! 
She was an Accidental SL Escort! 

There. I never claimed to be a good song writer. 

When Malicia told this story, I laughed and laughed. But then I realized that I had been tipped earlier in the evening when I performed a bit of comedy at Lauren's Place.** I've never been tipped for that before but I realized that it might have been because the tipper couldn't see mesh. If they couldn't see my dress, they got a comedy routine plus a view of my nipples. 

That's when I stopped laughing and Malicia pointed out that I was an Accidental SL Stripper.    

* Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**Lauren's Place! Live comedy and music! Every Tuesday Night at 5 PM SLT!


  1. OMG LOLOL I read the story on plurk when she told it and laughed too, now reading the song made it even funnier!

    1. YAY! Malicia does have a way with a story, doesn't she?

  2. LMAO!!! Best. Song. EVER. Even from an accidental stripper.

    1. I wonder if we could get Malicia to sing it for us!



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