|Hello? Feet on coffee table? Rude.|
Flat Rodvik might be a lot of things, but a good house guest is not one of them.
I felt bad for making him work so hard in my last post for Strawberry Singh's new meme challenge, so I invited him over to our beach house. Unfortunately, Flat Rodvik made the visit less than pleasant.
First, Flat Rodvik is a bit of a drinker and a gambler. I don't mind the drinking so much, but he kept trying to peek at my cards! (I didn't tell him that I could see his cards reflected in his goggles.)
Then, he took the longest shower and used up all of the hot water. And I suspect that he used my fancy facial soap to wash his bottom.
After I finished picking up all of the wet towels he left on the floor, I caught him looking at pr0n on my computer!
Then, while I was busy trying to get all of the new viruses off of my computer, he thought it was funny to keep ringing the doorbell and asking if he could come in to talk to me about his MMORPG. It was funny the first time, Flat Rodvik, not the third.
I hope Flat Rodvik enjoyed his visit. It was his last.