Did anyone follow you here? No? Ok. Good.
Apparently, the National Security Agency (NSA) has infiltrated SL. In fact, they could be on the same sim you are right now! No! Don't look! They'll figure out that we're onto them! Obviously, I have taken certain precautions to prevent the NSA from seeing me naked or reading my mind - but this place could still be bugged. And they might have internet access and could be reading my blog!
What do they know? What are they trying to find out? I don't think anyone is surprised that they are spying on us. I think they would be surprised by what they know. For example, they know that you are a sous chef named Bernie and that you live in Hatchechubbee, AL with your cat, James T. Kirk. They know that even though you tell everyone that your favorite TV show is The Walking Dead, it's really Good Luck Charlie. And they know why you visited that sim that one time.
I'm pretty sure that the NSA is only here to figure out things like why people still wear clicky noise making shoes and bling. If the NSA is reading this blog, I would like to suggest that face lights are tools of the terrorists and users should be sent to Guantanamo immediately.
There are some upsides to the NSA spying in SL. For example, there is no longer any need for us to contact support for technical glitches. The NSA will inform them of your issues and relay back to you the "advice" to clear cache and relog. Also, they'll let us know in advance when the next Truth hair or Gos shoe is coming out. They'll know before anyone - including Truth Hawks and Gospel Voom.
Personally - despite all of the tin foil - I'm not too worried about NSA spying. After all, the government behind the NSA spying is also responsible for the Obamacare website. Here's what I heard: if you like your alts, you can keep your alts.
Hair - !lamb. Little Star; Dress - Entropy Designs, Tinfoil dress; Hat - The Black Forest (TBF), Tin Foil Hat